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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago
[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

It comes from the Latin root Euphonious meaning "sweet voiced"

People: "This is a xylophone."

Musicians: "It's metallic, hint hint."

People: "Yes, it's a metallic xylophone."

Musicians:

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Glockenspiel is just fun to say though.....

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Mayonnaise.
All of them.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

My wife and I like to call saxophones "sexy trumpets"

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago
[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

"Squidward flute" made me cringe so hard I almost passed out. God please tell me none of you are actually that lame

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

no one is. this is the most ridiculous caricature I've ever seen and the immense snobbery of the so-called musician is unbearable. no one calls cellos violins. no one says Squidward flute or plinky plonk. literally everyone knows what a saxophone is, no one says careless whisper, which hasn't been nearly as popular and ubiquitous as it was decades ago. i wouldn't be surprised if fewer people know about careless whisper than they do about epic sax guy from Eurovision.

[-] webpack@ani.social 2 points 18 hours ago

bruh my guitarist friend calls all the orchestral instruments "violins"

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

that still goes against the image...

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

I think non-musicians can tell a cello from a violin and a tuba from a trumpet.

[-] PsyKiere@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I've had multiple people call my baritone saxophone a trumpet... It's funny and sad everytime

[-] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 2 points 18 hours ago

The amount of times people have called my trumpet a saxophone, or my trombone a saxophone, or my clarinet a saxophone, or my melodica a saxophone, or my saxophone a saxophone apauls me.

Never call someone a saxophone; not only is it rude, it's a slur and against the law.

Appalls. Unless I've missed a new slang word for getting into drag.

[-] pocopene@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Exactly. This is not a musician vs a non musician, but a musician vs a 5 years old.

[-] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I wish it was that way. I've seen a 20 year old get brass instruments mixed up. Many reference squidward when talking about clarinet, oboe, English horn, and bass clarinet. Unfortunately it isn't just musician vs a 5 year old.

[-] candybrie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Soundwise or visually? I can see the difference (big vs little) but I don't think I could reliably pick out the sound between the two.

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

I was thinking visually. But even sound-wise I don't think most people would hear a cello and think that's a violin (even if they don't know it's a cello). But I've listened to a lot of Apocalyptica and 2Cellos, and I also grew up on cartoons that feature tubas frequently for comedic effect, so maybe I'm just biased.

[-] candybrie@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I found this video and I really wouldn't be able to tell if it was just sound. I think I have like 2 categories I can reliably do for strings: bow or not.

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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I faked trombone all the way through middle school. Adam, the kid next to me, knew how to play trombone and could read the music as well. What I did was create my own system of trombonal slide positions, numbered 1 through 6. Then I would watch where Adam moved his slide with each note played, and I would write the corresponding number from my system above each note on my paper.

I leached you like a vampire, Adam.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago

That's almost as much work as learning it!

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago

you created your own system for actively refusing to learn to play normally. lol

i mean good job too I guess but I think just practicing would have been less effort.

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

This is especially funny because I think there's only 7 positions on a typical trombone anyway, and unless you have godlike lips can only hit 3 or 4 octaves across those. i played trombone through high school and it's like the easiest instrument, haha.

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[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sing us a song, you're the plink-ploink man

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Haha. The seal really sells it.

[-] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Seal of approval 🎷🦭

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[-] tibi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Keyboard players: everything is keys

[-] tibi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ah, the aspiring musician's keyboard who can't afford a real one

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

The key-tar is an abomination. I have no clue why that thing was made.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Im pretty sure if the trombone is rusty both of those two people can distinguish it from the others.

(... then again, the adjacent color there is some shitty shade of green so ... kinda, I guess?)

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

I didn't see mayonnaise on either list?

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Mayonnaise on an escalator.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Never look up the Hungarian name for the bassoon.

[-] Moops@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I love blowing my Fagott.

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[-] teft@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I only recognize one epic saxophone guy and it isn't george michael.

[-] ArkhamNightshift@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

My sister plays both the violin and the big violin.

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[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

As a musician, this is how I feel when talking to percussionists. Pretty much anything that makes a sound can be used for percussion and plenty of them have been given specific names: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_percussion_instruments

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