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[-] Mwa@lemm.ee 0 points 6 days ago

ooo self drawn very nice

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Plot twist, you bring covid with you

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Maybe also an evolved strain of the pandemic h1n1 virus. And more evolved versions of other viruses, too. That covid will be more evolved than the original pandemic strain, also. It'll have the transmission increases and immunity avoidance while in the novel virus stage, so going back to warn about covid could instead make it happen earlier and much worse (instead of just earlier). Plus all the other pandemics on top of that, and in a time that is much less ready to pivot office work to wfh.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 0 points 6 days ago

I need a writing prompt sub/community to get right on this one.

[-] xenoclast@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Incredibly probable

[-] ober@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 days ago

I am Iron Man

Sell your Enron stocks immediately!

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

If you went back and warned everyone about 9/11 the day before, you'd be locked up in gitmo for decades.

[-] petersr@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

I think you need to take the same approach as the British during WW2 with the Enigma. They could decrypt the messages and know when attacks would happen, but if they stopped every attack, the Nazis would know and change encryption device. So you need to accept that some people will die and only mitigate the disaster in small but impactful ways.

[-] HeChomk@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Like taking out seth macfarlane on a drinking bender on September 10th?

[-] RidderSport@feddit.org 0 points 6 days ago

You could walk in there and pull the fire alarm

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[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

The time traveler is trying to save lives, and compared to covid 9/11 isn't even a blip on the radar.

[-] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

It's implied that in the process of trying to warn people about covid, she inadvertently caused 9/11

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[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

Check the date on the paper. One day before 9/11

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[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

I have 8 years to prepare to mine Bitcoin.

Also I can start making a name for myself as a prophet

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[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 0 points 1 week ago

That's because she knows stopping the planes won't stop the towers coming down. /s

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