And for some fucking reason, people then want the deli to chip(shred) this cuboid abomination.
Actually it has a fair bit of fat.
And likely a fair bit of bone and connective tissue, but it's all been processed and homogenized.
A person will eat this and later preach to vegans dietary advice
Ham isn't vegan..?
I think their point was that the person will eat a literal cube and then tell vegans that their food isn't nutritional.
I wasn't reminding them that ham isn't vegan, I was referencing "chicken isn't vegan?" from Scott Pilgrim.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010), pretty weird and original movie based on a comic book series. I recommend.
Is this a roast? Am I being roasted? But it's okay, I give my consent. And that makes me (my meat) vegan 😌
Are we at the point where that movie's no longer a cultural touchstone? Fuck I'm old.
To be fair, it's been 14 years. Time spares no one.
Only bacon is
My MIL is a lifelong vegetarian who eats bacon, because "bacon is a condiment."
Never let ideology get in the way of practicality. I like your MIL.
Now, with Listeria! ™️ --for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!--
All meat is processed by definition
The list of unprocessed meat we eat is fairly short, I can only think of oysters.
only if you byte through the shell
Opening the shell does nothing to what's inside. I wouldn't call that processing of the meat.
Isn't the shell kept closed by "the meat"? By opening it you are cutting through their muscles. Being stabbed is quite a process.
Now I am imagining otters working in a meat processing plant.
Sure, but there's a world of difference between a steak and a slice of Billy Bear mystery meat.
Even my meat am I right
What's so unholy about it tho
ham
ham hammer hammerst
is the liquify and emulsion part true?
Yes, but the no fat or connective tissue part is most certainly not.
Yes it is.
When processed, the meat bits, (and yes they are leftover meat bits), are ground into a paste with water added, (nearly all ham you buy has "Water Added" listed on the tag - exception would be something like "country ham" or prosciutto ham), then pumped into a carboy, (the paste is then called babbit), seasonings are then mixed in and then molded by machine into a glorious block 'o ham! To be sold at your local Deli as part of a delicious sandwich for which you happily pay your "hardly earned" monies.
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