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[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 weeks ago

Facebook be like: "don't worry! I will not print off your COMPUTER! it will be the printer muhahahahaa"

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Her to her 24 year old activist granddaughter: "You kids need to just shut up. You have no idea how the world works."

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

The random spacing and line breaks are the chef's kiss.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Order print

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

Lmao yes you do. U agreed to tos.

[-] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

She looks smug as shit too

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I remember when Facebook was solely for college students. Now it seems to have a three denture minimum.

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Spoiler alert, Facebook turned 20 this year πŸ’€

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

HOW DARE YOU

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 2 weeks ago

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[-] odium@programming.dev 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I can't believe you spent $15 of ink on this

$15 per month, if you used an HP

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

You didn't print anything off her computer, so you're in the clear!

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Mac@mander.xyz 0 points 2 weeks ago

Ah. This takes me back. 😌

[-] M137@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

But you're not Facebook... or are you?

[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I bet it was from a chain mail back in the day, that if you put that in your profile then your safe, too bad it’s not true.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I too have this in my safe.

[-] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My mom posted something similar to this, about not giving consent to Facebook to sell her data while using Facebook for free. Seems like her friends did this and recommended it to her as well.

Oh the irony.

[-] Cheesus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I remember everyone posting that when Facebook went public not realizing it was about being listed on the stock market

[-] nucleative@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

She understands there is a problem, just doesn't understand the solution. Good on her for having privacy concerns and paying attention.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 weeks ago

she doesnt even understand the problem but at least she gives a fuck instead of being in denial about the state of the world. thats already better than many "informed" people i know.

or maybe she is in denial about other stuff like vaccines or something so who knows anyway.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, another one of those β€œif you type this thing into Facebook somehow it will cause β€œx” to happen.” things.

Usually something to do with privacy.

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

"I don't claim ownership over any part of this video by 20th Century Fox."

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

And I don't either!

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

That's rude, how is Facebook supposed to still be a book if you don't allow them to print?

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago

"Anti Commercial-AI license (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0)"

[-] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

CC FU-GO-AWAY 1.0

Legally there's nothing they can do

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