I mean you're clearly not in a shower

They can burst move faster than our eyes are capable of seeing. Most of their movements are burst speeds lol. So they effectively are D&D phase spiders XD

I have a tiny spider like this is my room. Her name is Tiny and she visits my desk when I'm working sometimes. It always makes me smile

Have you tried unplugging your eyes, installing the later firmware and drivers and plugging it back in?

I can't be the only one confused about whether this was supposed to be an animated image or not.

Used to have one that visited me every day for lunch at the office. We were friends and i would put obstacles up and then encourage him to jump onto the obstacles. This went on for several weeks until he just didn't show up one day and never again 😭

It's actually a demon that teleports from one spot to the next

Jumping spiders (I think it's a jumping spider) just kinda be like that. They're very cute but also very twitchy.

There’s a scifi novel called Blindsight by Peter Watts that plays with this exact issue.

They do be movin' like the animation in the Spiderverse movies.

They also know how to teleport short distances.

Anyone else getting that Dr Who creepy angels vibe ?