Where are the spices?

"Eat like you have free healthcare"

Put your dick in it.

Incoming heart attack

Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but I'll manage 🤷

... Seriously want a burger now though v.v Why'd you do this to me? 🙀

diarrhea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBBj_gDtf7E

Tums

Tummy hurt

ded

It ain't even good. Not worth it -1/10 would not recommend.

You spilled your jpg compression all over it.

Cholesterol

I need you inside me.

A waste of perfectly good cattle. I like meat, but I have common ground with the vegans when it comes to excessive farming for wasted animal lives. It's hard to argue were the most humane—obviously—predator when our practices are set up for throwing half of it in the bin.

Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?

Ew

Would

Disgusting.

One patty and some fries is plenty for me thanks. Oh, and why the hell are their no veggies on that burger?

They could have made it with three juicy medium/medium rare patties instead of six fried until dry ones.

I know I could do it, but I also know that that burger is going to sit in my stomach like a 10 lb fucking weight for the next 5 days.

No fucking way would I eat that

Plastic cheese, cow antibiotics, somehow a bit too sweet bread for some reason, and a suspiciously low price (like 3 moneys).

Also it's hard to taste anything more subtile past the overwhelming fat, salt, & sugar.

What Im saying is I'll only order one.

In America you can! They let you! FREEDUMB!

First thought: gonna need a nap.

Second thought: gonna need blood thinners

First thing: I'd like it to be a bit smaller.

Second thing: burger

That's a lot of death.

Yep. You can still order these at Steak & Shake, but they aren't on the menu. My friends and I used to get these on a crazy whim, up until my buddy's first heart attack at 17 years old. They're almost inedible. It's kind of like eating a slab of cheesy beef casserole, bigger than your face.

One short on the steak n shake's 7x7. Young me would eat once of those a every payday with my coworkers.

coranary artery disease

My weak ass jaw dislocating 3 times trying to take the first bite.

Actually I wouldn't even try to take the first bite on account of the jaw.

I could eat.

Finally, a decent amount of food

If I had to, I wouldn't even know how to start eating that.

Ah good, the final piece in my plan to die early of cardiac arrest.

If it had some other toppings in addition that'd be a hell of a marathon recovery meal

The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn't even taste good, it's just the brain wash that these things taste good.

Hamburger music starts playing

Good jaaaaab good jaaaaaab