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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 67 points 2 months ago

Thank god for that. Imagine the horror of human babies just clawing their way out when they were ready.

[-] br3d@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

It would make a lot more sense if humans could just lay some sort of egg sac which we could keep in the garage for 9 months until it hatches. I honestly don't know why biologists and geneticists haven't dealt with this by now

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

Hideo Kojima did it

[-] Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Maybe because no one would green light testing of it

We are fine with torturing monkeys but the human babies whole facility would be burnt down and ceo crucified

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

Thanks for the mental images

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago

Human babies ain't done cooking yet. That's why they're totally dependent when they're born.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

Well to be fair it's because if the kid's brain box is allowed to get any bigger then the baby will need to exit chestburster style.

[-] jayandp@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago
[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

“Oh no…. not again…”

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Check please!

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

the fact that modern technology actually made that possible is insane

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 months ago

Don't fish blast the eggs out of their arse, as if they've had 3 Vindaloos?

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 54 points 2 months ago

It's sharks. They fight to death and eat each other to survive.

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 months ago

I thought they only laid these hard eggs but apparently shark reproduction is pretty diverse ("Sandtigers" are the ones referred to in the comic).

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Shark eggs are way cool! I totally forgot about those. Thanks for the link.

I did find it humorous that my client asked if I trusted sharktrust, too.

[-] cron@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

There are fish that givelive birth, like sharks or guppys- read more: faunafacts.com

[-] beveradb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Hello, you must be British

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 31 points 2 months ago

I always saw great whites womb as the thunder dome but it's more a battle royal where the winner eats the rest.

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Winner winner sharky dinner

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Humans don't want to be born

[-] espentan@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

But think of all the great things that await you; disappointments, anxiety, fear.. and you get to toil and sweat to help others get rich. It's fabulous.

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Struggles of being the smartest spicies on the planet.

[-] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

As far as we know.

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Isn't it kind of the same with all mammals, not just humans?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

A lil Salt n Pepa goes a long way

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

What are the ones in the bottom left? I first assumed they were meant to be baby sharks but they have egg cases right?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

This is amazing

this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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