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[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I’ve walked into a regal cinema with twizzlers and a water bottle many times before. They do not care.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Hard to care when not paid enough.

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I googled it and the one by me pay fairly well for the area and they often hire disabled workers.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Nice, it should be even easier to sneak a chicken past a guy in a wheelchair.

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[-] polonius-rex@kbin.run 0 points 2 months ago

i feel like a hot rotisserie chicken is a different ball game

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

You could smuggle in an entire watermelon with that hat, dang

[-] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

I don’t know if this just caught me at the right time or what but I don’t think I’ve ever cried laughing at a meme before. Thanks!

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

It's her expression that gets me

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

The expression of someone who has just farted but knows no one will ever suspect her?

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

It's such a brilliant expression, the cheeky smirk and eyes full of glee. Zendaya knows something and is relishing the fact that everyone else doesn't.

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[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago
[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.

The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn't really any worse after being sideways for a while

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago
[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

Really probably one of my best moments as far as sexual conquests go, the other was when I made pancakes well enough that it was apparently a turn-on for her.

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

So far I'm sensing a food related theme with your sexual conquests

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I got laid with pancakes!

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

You should have opened the box and taped the pizza down.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

That would have been smart, but at the time 'funny' was more important than 'effective', and again, it was a Little Caesars pizza; it was not significantly harmed by being sideways for 20 minutes

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Dude think about it -- do you really want to eat pizza that's been duct taped to the box? I was also working the funny. We only recently learned that you could glue it.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

Well, again, it's Little Caesars; duct tape also would not impact the quality of the pizza.

...are you from somewhere that doesn't have Little Caesars? If so, understand: their pizza is best described as 'edible'

[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

their pizza box is not the only thing that looks to be made of cardboard

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Exactly

Edit: The meme that comes to mind goes something like

"Have our pizza, it's hot and ready"

"Is it good?"

"It's hot and ready."

[-] gmanlikescheese@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago
[-] yum@lemmy.eco.br 0 points 2 months ago
[-] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

My thoughts, exactly 😌

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

I could put soooo many beans in one of those.

I'd hate to sit behind this person.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

It's a lot of chicken. I bet she would share.

Alas, I'm not into chicken, let alone head chicken.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

Have you ever even tried head chicken?

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Legit did the drunk couple act with my GF once to smuggle her favorite candies into the theater for a movie date

Just had so much shit that it was sticking out even on my deep pocket pea-coat

[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

drunk couple act

genuinely curious what this is

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Stuff contraband in pockets of opposite sides facing in if you stand side to side, pretend to be leaning on each other as you walk in with goodies well concealed.

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

Woman looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I bet he's secretly smuggling chicken as well.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

He smuggles the entire poultry industry

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 0 points 2 months ago

This is so hilarious.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Cargo pants and Chinese takeout

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Nah. That's an entire air fryer in there.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

My fiancee: that hat is too big for her head.

Me: did you even read the caption?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

It's obviously too small for two rotisserie chickens

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Could fit more than a couple of roast quail though

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[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

If she didn't bring a rotisserie chicken, that hat is definitely too big. But if she thought of bringing one, her brain is so large that it wouldn't leave any room for the chicken.

That hat is a real Catch 22.

[-] norimee@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Fuck the law

There is no law about any kind of chicken in cinemas. They can't even arrest you, when you bring your pet chicken.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

If only that were true for every country on this earth

[-] norimee@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I doubt there is actually a country that has a law about it. That cinemas don't allow it, doesn't mean there is a law.

My sister doesn't allow people to wear shoes in her living room. Doesn't mean there is a law against shoes in living rooms and you will be arrested for wearing shoes.

You are welcome to prove me wrong and provide a source for your claim.

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[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

A business can forbid outside food, it's not a rare choice, they are a private business and can remove people based on their actions. Then again, I've never once seen a theater try or care.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago

Yes, sure, but norimee is right, they can't arrest you. If they do arrest you for it, it's false improsinment and they'll get arrested instead.

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[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago
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