Give this man a what? Medal? He's already getting daily blowjobs. What else can we give him?
Nightly blowjobs?
Well I mean he could have told her the truth, that everybody has bad breath in the morning and the cure is to brush your teeth. But then he wouldn't wake up every morning to a blowjob. So I mean what are you going to do.
It's all fun and games until she takes a trip somewhere without him and wakes up with bad breath.
I mean, he ain't wrong, for a given value of "bad"
Summer Lemmy?
yes. yes he is.
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