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Anyone living or dead? Definitely dead. I think I could reliably win a fight against a dead guy.

[-] Sheltac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That’s what they always say, but no one considers the starting conditions.

Imagine you’re fighting a dead fat guy. Sounds easy, right? 300kg of dead weight just waiting for you to bury your fists in it.

But now imagine the fat guy starts next to you, standing. Can you stop 300kg of dead flabby dude from burying you? Didn’t think so. You’re gonna die a gruesome suffocating death under some guy’s quadruple chin because you didn’t consider the implications.

Come on. Be better, people.

[-] Shialac@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What are the losing conditions for a dead person?

I think they have more stamina than you

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