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Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

Every egg shed is another egg dead. We need to outlaw tampons and start using corks instead.

Again, don't take my satire seriously, the whole situation is absurd.

[-] 404@lemmy.zip 20 points 7 months ago

Every woman should empty her menstrual cup into a test tube and mail it in.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

You say it as a joke but what if people started mailing their menstrual blood to the houses of the shitlords passing these laws

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

They can email it in these days right?

[-] NoRodent@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

[-] threeduck@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

Christ, he must be FUMING

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