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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 6 months ago

At least with your assembly code it'll go brrrrrrrt because of how fast it'll be.

[-] noddy@beehaw.org 24 points 6 months ago

It will go brrrrrrrt¤gdføTJwrgt65&<)5½$¥[[¥½{2ahgfh Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago
[-] Hellstormy@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

I always have problems with assembly. Especially after being at Ikea.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 6 months ago

A pal in tech school did code golf in assembly. There are people like that.

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 10 points 6 months ago

If you know that you do. What you probably do not. A proper C/C++ compiler (gcc) will almost always produce better/more optimized ASM than a human ever could.

[-] Orygin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

My assembly code only goes brt :(

[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

it reaches 't' from 'b' with a lot less iterations of 'r'. It seems to me that you have a more optimized version. :)

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Maybe you switched up jg and jl?

/s

this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2024
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