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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 68 points 9 months ago

Unskippable ads directly to your brainhole

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Holes in the brain are something intelligent people generally try to avoid.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

True, which is one of the many reasons why intelligent people will generally try to avoid having The Monkey Killer installed in their brains.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Nothing a classic COM port & some FOSS self hosted software can't fix.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, no.. I'm generally in support of making all software FOSS, but I draw the line at making my brain functions open source ๐Ÿ˜„

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

On the contrary it being open source is the only way I'd ever put a chip in my brain.

Hell no I don't want proprietary code running with access to my brain that I don't have complete control and knowledge of

Just look at how much sneaky crap is in smartphones already

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Hmm, good point..

[-] cameron_vale@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

death penalty for taking any recreational drug that interferes with your mandatory discord feed

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Yes, but only the lucky ones win death in a raffle (1 in a 1000). The rest are shipped to mines. And their memories are not wiped clean, because the suffering is the integral part of such economy.

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