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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

"We've been trying to contact you about your planet's bypass warranty."

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

The plans were in the basement of the civic center on Alpha Centauri. That's on you if you didn't check.

[-] Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago

But you found them didn't you?

Yes, it was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard"

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I personally think it was part of the "Bone a Drone" movement that was used to collect samples of human DNA in order to synthesize fake human beings that would potentially make it into statures of power in order to create a new world order.

I don't really, but that's a much more compelling story than, "late stage Capitalism sucks for almost everyone involved".

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