What things are both the best and the worst at the same time? (infosec.pub)

submitted 10 months ago by dotslashme@infosec.pub to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I had a discussion with a friend recently and during that discussion, one comment was "Fitted sheets are really both the best and the worst", of course referencing them as awesome when put on a mattress and the worst when you're trying to fold them.

What else do we have that would qualify for being awesome, but also the worst in a different context?

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[-] andallthat@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago

Genitals. Both male and female. (Generally) awesome when in use but a maintenance nightmare otherwise. Reasons for being the worse (some depending on gender) include: initiating takeoff visibly and without reason, leakages, being very fragile, requiring more packaging than any other body part and others

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Can make humans; also hurts like hell for no apparently functional reason every month.

[-] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 14 points 10 months ago

Funny thing I heard is that it's like a punishment for not getting pregnant (by the body). Post pregnancy my wife said she had periods but without the pain, like the body was saying 'I'm happy for now.'

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

-"Where are the babies?"

-But I already have two ba..

I DEMAND BABIES FOR THE BABY THRONE!

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

MILK FOR THE BABE KING!

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Milk for the Khorne flakes

[-] dotslashme@infosec.pub 16 points 10 months ago

Well, I sure am happy I put the nsfw tag on this post now. Thanks for the awesome reply.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

I was just going to say a blowjob with pop rocks, so yeah, his reply had more thought behind it.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

All fun 'n games till ya pop!

[-] andallthat@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

To be fair it was the NSFW tag that gave me the idea. I went "why would this have an NSFW tag? .... Ooooh!"

[-] joel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

Not to mention how much more cleaning they need compared to, say, the legs and arms.

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