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‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That (www.theonion.com)

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[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 314 points 11 months ago

God I love the onion

[-] dm_me_your_boobs@lemm.ee 74 points 11 months ago

Right. This was so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Not just a cheap laugh.

[-] masquenox@lemmy.ml 69 points 11 months ago

Crikey... did you see this one?

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Blacker rhan the void humor.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 11 months ago

This one is pretty savage too.

These are some of the hardest onion articles I’ve read.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 11 months ago

one dying woman holding her 6-year-old son who had just been killed in a bombing is said to have doubled down by telling her child she loved him.

Jesus wept.

[-] masquenox@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Jesus wept.

Nahh... if Jesus was here, he'd take a holy flamethrower to this shit. Israel wouldn't be first on the list (that would be the Roman Catholic Church), but it would be up there.

[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

OMG, the signatures at the end. Lol!

[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

What's the story with the signatures? Feel like I'm OOTL on that.

Great piece though.

[-] BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think they signed with wrong names to not get attacked. I can only read Ted Kaczynski.

[-] ours@lemmy.film 14 points 11 months ago

There's the Unibomber for one.

[-] charles@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

One is Hockey Hall of Famer Joe Sakic (#19)

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