...with crypto-locked bootloaders/ECMs/tractors to make sure none of the serfs threaten the king's power with digital pitchforks.

Assuming they keep the upstream pronunciation theory, I think it would be: fringe-n-x

Lol. I was impressed to see a seedling growing out of a rock just an hour ago... you win.

Oof...

Approved.

Making humongous wooden bearings?

Luigi doing nothing?

Off-screen with invisible scrollbars...

Abducted.

What that power ranger leader looks like on the other side of the tube.

Gotta hide the drive plumes of our secret spacecraft...

I kinda want to hear more of this story... care to share the details? i.e. what was the root cause?