In times like this, I usually recite my favourite haiku to calm myself down.

Fun fact: I use Linux on my personal PC

And my home server

And my hosted server

And my home router

And my phone

And my work PC

It helps when a country has a simple law like segmentation fault on the prod server means jail time

/jk

Put the gun down

He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fuckin' will

So we will be having an annual purge from now on?

We found him! He's the Messiah!

Perfectly balanced

I would be interested in seeing the script. I really need to learn fzf now.

Okay, thanks. There was a parallel Microsoft outage, so I thought they were somehow linked.

"We are confident that only our engineers can fuck up so much, instead of our competitors"

Can you tell whether this update was delivered by Crowdstrike's own update delivery pipeline of via Window's update pipeline?