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[-] wumpus@latte.isnot.coffee 12 points 1 year ago

Grind up one of every official state bird, and make it into a hot dog.

[-] wumpus@latte.isnot.coffee 2 points 1 year ago

Still not enough info. The race is legally a tie if the times are within a certain (I think a millisecond) interval, and with runners this similar in ability, the probability that nobody wins is non-zero.

[-] wumpus@latte.isnot.coffee 0 points 1 year ago

Employers love it because it gives them plausible legal cover for two essential freedoms:

If they like you anyway, they can hire you and defend any discrimination claims with the fact that you had the strongest resume.

Whenever they stop liking you, they can expose the lie and fire you on the spot for good cause.

So really, it's a win-win situation for both you and your prospective employer.

wumpus

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