Not if I stop you! leans back in chair

I would 100% fix that

Welcome to “windows as a service”. At this point Windows is basically like a freemium app.

Now that’s a paddlin’

Bruh, till I read this I was so confused, like Adobe is taking on Adobe? lol, what?

You don’t sound like you weren't around the Windows Vista/Longhorn development days when they promised a successor to NTFS and then over the course of the next couple of years, would bail on that (and nearly every other promise made).

WinFS: https://www.zdnet.com/article/bill-gates-biggest-microsoft-product-regret-winfs/

And FWIW, they are developing ReFS, which looks like it will finally supplant NTFS, but given MS’ business model, don’t expect NTFS to ever really disappear.

What “inspired by”, buddy literally just jacked that X from the font. What a company boy…

PS: FWIW, Musk says that’s the “interim” logo (lol).

User: Hey new Siri, turn the living room lights off. New Siri: Ok I’ve hired a hit man to kill your grandma. User: thanks.. wait what? New Siri: What?

Yeah I think he’s saying better for us, not better for you

xBender isn’t wrong tho

Your fiver profile said you could do this bro! Ok try now. Nope! Now? Bro. Ok hold up, lemme search Google right quick.

eXist. It’s just about existence now