I have one running Arch.

Do we really get to choose though? There's the Electoral College, which also gets a say in who gets to be president.

I'm going to write a program in which π = 🐟

It's posted a lot because it was a rare event. How many former presidents had a mugshot taken and are STILL trying to run for president again?

These memes make me lost in confusion. (Pun intended)

People ask if I'm a sturgeon.

Unfortunately for them, I am a clockwise rotating torafugu pufferfish.

It is, but Linux has such a low desktop usage share that it wouldn't really be considered as a target for hackers. I believe that hackers really only target Linux servers, not desktops.

User: "Hey Linux, I want to remove the / directory."

Linux: "Go ahead, just remember to use sudo."

It is time to stray away from Windows.

I hope he gets sued by the organization that made that font. I don't think he was allowed to use it.

Thank heavens for Linux and 7zip.

Pff. Imagine actually doing something. I can't, as I'm doing nothing.