People! What a bunch of bastards!

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This is a fuzzy memory but I think it was a web page with a live video feed of a coffee maker. ~~I think you could even turn it on remotely. Maybe someone else can confirm if that was the case, my brain could be making up memories again.~~ (It kinda was). Here is the story: How the world's first webcam made a coffee pot famous

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Internet police here. Stay calm, hands where I can see them. Now, this is how this is gonna go: there isn't much I can do now as I wasn't personally here 7 hours ago when you called but I'll make sure to jot down some loose notes on this here notepad while I take your declaration. Then I'm gonna go ahead and misremember it all when I write a report no one will bother to read... Maybe put up some cameras around for next time, I don't know. Just remember, we're here to help.

That's why I always pirate all my thinking