Think of the damage those protesters might do to muh economy!

This action confuses Ted Cruz

Between Biles and Ledeckey, we are witnessing possibly the 2 greatest female Olympians of all time.

The technology in the power glove was developed by NASA.

I got the gender lung, Pops

Nice. Will look for it.

Here in Texas, Karbach makes a Free & Easy NA that comes in both an IPA and Belgian style that are pretty tasty.

Can you explain the word "nonce" for me, please?

I get deeply congested at night. Taping my mouth shut would be an interesting endeavor

They're still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

Both contain Vincent Price

Hey, Russian Warship, go fuck yourself.