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Jonathan would draw yuge crowds.

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find the real solution. Eject rotors, then eject pilots. I think fighter jets basically do the same: eject canopy, then seat.

Worth a shot!

Their leadership should be broken up into smaller pieces.

Narrator: they won’t.

I see “Jack Black” and know enough to save my money. Dude is poison. Seems like a nice guy, but has the comedy stylings of a low rent party clown.

Well that, and the politics.

I’d guess the Toyota one is just coincidental.

It isn’t fake. Maybe the words are pasted on or something but the warping and everything makes sense.

The “gibberish” you’re seeing above is just leftover bits because these poles have years of poster bits left all over them.

Only because things are too expensive for plebes to buy outright! Mortgages are basically subscriptions too. Or “layaway” at least.

Thanks to monthly payments for everything, you can have whatever TV you want!

This is all a red herring. Our SUV’s, stupid as they may be, are statistically barely relevant compared to effects of corporate greed and pollution on the rest of us. Point the blame where it belongs: at the ruling class for having the knowledge and means to have avoided all of this, but chose not to.