I'd argue most opening songs by Angela are pretty great, but the anime aren't always winners.
See: https://anidb.net/creator/696/?type=song

I mean, UnrealCLR exists

True, as long as the game isn't cancelled. Though I suppose that'd be the end of the studio if it were cancelled.

Cut to Russian Captain pumping up life rafts

Ok, but how unskippable is the tutorial?

As someone who gets random fragments of time for spare time (due to being a key participant in too many family activities to have a consistent schedule--aka, parenting) any game that requires me to optimize a non-trivial activity to fit into a specific amount of time is rarely even worth my checking out. I have between 2-5 hours per week, in increments from 25m to 90m, for gaming. Often I'm exhausted from trying to fit things into my schedule during the day. I don't need to think about doing stuff for a schedule in my 'fun' time.