I have 1/3rd acre, takes 2 batteries to mow uninterrupted. Anything bigger than that I hope it's not just grass, that's a waste of space.

Flipping it over is often the correct way to drain the oil.

The goose is only a nuisance if you don't want to harm it (I'm in the not harming geese camp). If you're planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.

Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.

Considering Russia's past performance in naval warfare in the Pacific, we're probably better off without them.

Normal people don't view children as sexual beings, so their junk just isn't any different than their foot. Parents especially. I see my daughter's vagina several times a day, frequently covered in poop. It doesn't register any differently than any other part of her that needs cleaning.

Enjoy eating rocks, I guess?

They can open every piece of mail and read the contents.

COBOL predates DOS by more than 20 years though. It truly is ancient.

COBOL was developed in the late 50s

If you chop someone's leg off without consent for no good reason, that's mutilation. If you amputate it with consent for legitimate medical reasons that's a medical procedure.