Stairway to heaven; comfortably numb

If you want to track your money: quit alcohol, that shit makes it disappear at higher speed

Yeah depending on where you put it, it might shrink

This is the best advice because cooking healthy is cheap and protects you from illnesses. Being a bad cook, your relinquish autonomy. Bad cooking skills make you dependent from others who will feed you for more money and worse quality. Besides, inviting friends over for dinner makes you feel connected so it’s great for your mental health. Opposite sexes find good cooking skills attractive, you dont need to brag

I might get downvoted but it’s not betrayal. Betrayal would be if the pet called the cops on you. That’s why pets can’t talk.

Having the pet go anywhere else might be a let down but it’s not betraying you for wanting to be elsewhere