Every tenth line of code needs a comment break for a detailed ascii “drawing” of human hands

Definitely Gentoo

To maintain freshness

Yes. Must. Have. Exposed. Stumps.

Palm Pre figured this shit out years ago.

Cars didn’t “solve a real problem” at first either.

If you spent 80 million making the other movie, I'm not sure if you have to pay taxes on it, or just the 40 million profit. If the latter, than you wouldn't pay any taxes. Someone come in here and straighten Tiger and I out please!

The Internet was a mistake

Right, but he won the electoral vote, the only one that actually (and frustratingly), counts.

Weird Al should be all over this.

That’s how I have seen all margarita pizzas done.

I'm a big advocate for the ketogenic diet (when followed correctly), but even just cutting down carbs is a great way to reduce weight and lower your A1C. Cutting down sugars from a typical diet can lead to withdrawals that are almost as bad as cutting smoking. We eat too much sugar as a species.