Yes. That is indeed a more interesting name. But think of the acronym.

• FDS is not as easy to say FAMF.
• FAMF already has an Urban Dictionary entry.

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I have one that has 69 (noice) files changed.

Famf is definitely is. Just put yaml there.

Sure. Why not :))

What would you do with billions of inodes?

That poor sheep did not have any choice. I cannot say the same about other characters in this picture.