I would like a traditional burial but I want to be shot from a human canon into the grave. I wish you luck in your endeavors.

Yes, and horse racing is called "fast glue." I'd post the old 4chan pic of them all but some are kinda offensive.

They made at least one "southern fantasy" show, it was called Man in the High Castle based on work by American fantasy writer Phillip K Dick.

If you call them "idiot" you have a 50/50 chance of being right.

Took longer than I thought it would.

I'm surprised they haven't used phosphorus on Gaza yet.

The closest thing I have to a retirement account is my full keif tray.

Does anyone remember a SNL parody of this commercial? I remember them using the same ELO song but can't remember anything else about it.