You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

Do an image search for "coughing". Ghost porn for days.

Very wild

Handbook for the Recently Diseased

Empty a can of corned beef hash into the toilet and squirt ketchup over it and then don't flush.

Is the floor open for questions?

Judas Priest

Ever went over a friend's house to eat

And the food just ain't no good?

I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,

And the chicken tastes like wood?

You and G.O.B. were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um... Goofuth.

Isn't this Judge Doom's plan?