I live in the second one. On purpose. I'll never wear my debian tshirt.

If.

Wow, you've tried nothing and are all out of ideas!

I'll happily supply the hacksaw to keep you occupied.

I actually love that we have resourses like this.

My gripe is that they miss the mark by targeting new dads. The reason dad jokes are great is they are the first jokes your kid understands. So I would think dads of 4 to 9 year-olds would be a better target.

The high you feel when your kid cracks up at some offhand dumb joke can't be bottled.

But the reason I love this as a resourse is that explaining jokes to a curious child develops connections in their head in a way that only a parenting rolemodel can really do. So even if it's not laugh-out-loud funny to explain a joke, if your child tells you that they do not get a joke, first and foremost realize that is a vunerable admission. Buddies will rag on you for not getting it. Parents see a gap in their kids' world experience that they can fill.

Is this seriously your takeaway from a well-thought out post? This the smugness of reddit that I really don't miss.

edit: I am refering to the root comment, as that isn't clear.

As someone with protanomaly (colorblindness due to sucky red cones), this guy is a hero.

You're correct in a lot of languages; Excel comes to mind. Just that's not how int rand() works in C.

Sorry, I don't why you're getting snark and even being accused of using the word "integer".

But which consumes more energy? Like really. I'm betting AI does, but some tasks might be close.

How can you enjoy your tea without a window?

You, laz.y ba'stard;

"Daddy, why do people have to eat?"

[long pull from cig] "Plants... They came here. Now we are enslaved to eat them. It is their way."