I read their documentation yesterday, and it strongly advised a complete reinstall. While they do have a tool that eases the process of storing your setup and then recovering it on top of a new install, it's still significantly more complicated than just 'sudo apt upgrade'.

You have to reinstall mxlinux every time a new debian version comes out. Not really "normie" IMHO.

Cognitive behavioural therapy

Have you installed xdg-desktop-portal-gtk?

Thank you so much for the kind words! I hope you have a great day!

How are these industry-leading policies when Fairphone, a much smaller company, is promising 5 android updates and 8 years of security updates? And it's not like Fairphone doesn't have a good track record AFAIK.

Bread mold can cause serious illness, especially if you are subject to long-term exposure and inhaled spores from the mold.

Unlikely

If you want to avoid ingesting mold, you should throw the whole cheese away. When you see a spot of mold, it has already spread much further.