Nooooooooooooo

Really? When? Why?

Obligatory oatmeal:

https://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

It's likely the manufacturer sending them out to get some data - or reviewers getting their hands on them to do the same

And pigs could fly - but they don't

Definitely a mood

So you have chosen violence

I'm waiting for it to end up beat up with baseball bats and dumped in a fountain

OMG I love it

Im aware of the ethics of it but what do you propose I do? I do everything I can within reason to avoid it

Yeah i'm aware of that :3

I've already sold my soul to them - might as well get paid for it