Fun Fact: Your dog licks your face to compel you to regurgitate your last meal. Now that's funny.

Yoo-Ah-Gonna-Getta-Soood-bya-neentendo. Whatsamatta-yoo?

There's no physical button to open the glovebox? Better not keep anything critical in there in case of a software failure.

I said the same to a Tesla owner who informed me buttons on the steering wheel provide all these functionalities. But upvoters don't own a Tesla.

Putting greater significance on women and children sounds primitive; all lives should be counted equally. But yes, all men are potentially hamasian by virtue of having the same body parts as hamas, thereby resembling hamas enough to be unworthy of living.

I would do the mighty parentheses first, and then the 2 that dares to touch the mighty parentheses, finally getting to the run-of-the-mill division. Hence the answer is One.

Welcome to the club. Also got dumped after years of service, just before the holidays. Software devs, we do all the work, but have the least job security.

My five year mission: To seek cognition from the mouth-breathing Troglodytes that make up the bulk of the bell curve.

You should stick to this platform over Reddit solely because you don't get silenced here for your opinion when it conflicts with fragile, self-important moderators. Blue team / Red team is the natural tendency of all contentious issues, not the fault of the platform.

My Mac is such a slow piece of shit on Mac OS that it's nearly unusable without installing Linux.

Downvoters scoff at iPhone users.