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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 1 points 11 months ago

2 people + snacks, I'm lucky if it's ONLY $50.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 2 points 11 months ago

Now, when it comes to "Marvel regurgitation", yeah, they could, and should, be doing better. They essentially re-use the same basic plot over and over again and will keep doing it until they hit one that doesn't make a billion dollars.

I'm a lifelong comic book fan and I love that nerd culture is finally taking over, but I swear to god, I don't need another superhero movie where the hero and villain have a joined origin story and the villain is just a bigger, badder version of the hero.

Seriously.

Iron Man - Iron Monger
Incredible Hulk - Abomination
Iron Man 2 - Whiplash
Thor - Loki (both sons of Odin)
Captain America - Red Skull
Avengers - Loki + Alien Invasion

Iron Man 3 - Extremis
Thor: Dark World - Dark Elf invasion
Captain America: Winter Soldier - Bucky
Guardians of the Galaxy - Ronan - First one to break formula.
Avengers: Age of Ultron - Ultron joined origin with Vision.
Ant-Man - Yellow Jacket

Captain America: Civil War - Avengers vs. Avengers
Doctor Strange - Kaecilius
Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2 - Pete's Dad
Spider-Man: Homecoming - Vulture, Pete's girlfriend's dad.
Thor: Ragnarok - Hela, evil firstborn sister.
Black Panther - Killmonger
Avengers: Infinity War - Tying it all together.
Ant-Man and the Wasp - Ghost, a victim of Pym tech.
Captain Marvel - Yon-Rogg
Avengers: Endgame - Tying it all together.
Spider-Man: Far From Home - Mysterio (Stark Tech villain vs. Stark Tech hero)

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 8 points 11 months ago

I recognize that Christie isn't exactly Shakespeare, but why adapt a book and change literally everything about it?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallowe'en_Party

It's not in Venice, the house is not haunted, there's no seance... I guess some of the names are the same?

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 11 points 11 months ago

He's forgetting movie history...

Back when television got big, cinema had to evolve to survive. The aspect ratio went wide.

This Is Cinerama was more of a tech demo than anything else in 1952, but it was followed by widescreen movie, movies in 1953 with "The Robe" being shot and shown in Cinemascope.

Technicolor too gave a more vibrant color scheme even than previous color film processing that actually came a generation prior, in 1932.

But the widescreen/Technicolor combination provided a must see experience that were the event films of the era and they couldn't be duplicated at home.

Roll forward 50 years... home theater technology has evolved to a point where theater has to compete with 65" 4K television displays and 7.1 Dolby Atmos surround sound. People need a reason to leave their homes and deal with noisy, disease infected, crowds, high concession prices, expensive tickets, and annoyances like having to pre-pick your own seats instead of just walking in and sitting down.

Streaming is keeping people at home, being able to binge long form content, pausing when necessary. Cinema can't provide that experirnce.

So it's going the other way, the "theme park ride experience". It shouldn't be a surprise to anyone that the first Pirates of the Carribean movie hit in 2003, pre-dating the wave of comic book movies by, what? 5 or 6 years? 50 years after the first Cinerama movies?

But even that has roots going back to Jurassic Park (1993), Star Wars (1977), and Jaws (1975).

Now, don't get me wrong, I dearly love "small" films like Scorsese's After Hours, or even modern stuff like Wes Anderson's Asteroid City, but there is ZERO compelling reason to see them in a theater. I can get the same experience viewing them on my home theater setup without, you know, blowing $50 to sit in a noisy, uncomfortable theater.

To do THAT, I NEED a spectacle. I need to see something that demands I see it right away, in a theatrical environment. It needs to be a theme park ride.

If your end goal is to make a tight knit drama full of people in rooms talking to each other, well, Downton Abbey and Bridgerton are over there ->

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 17 points 11 months ago

Calm Rick sounds spot on, angry Rick not so much.

Morty sounds pretty good generally but there was one line that sounded off...

Still, given the circumstances, I don't know what else they were supposed to do...

"Hey, it's us, Rick and Morty! From a dimension where our voice actor wasn't caught grooming children!"

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 9 points 11 months ago

"Gaming"

"Sub $1,000"

My gut reaction is "choose one".

You might be able to get a gaming laptop under $1K but get ready to replace it in 2 years.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one -2 points 11 months ago

How To Beat The High Cost of Living:
https://youtu.be/9-77VpXSygs

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

I really didn't like how they disrespected Walter most of the time. If you weren't interested in his opinions, why do you ask him?

It just got super tiresome super quickly. I never finished the first season.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 19 points 1 year ago

Hard disagree. The first season was just awful.

Every fucking episode:

(Something weird happens)
"Walter! Could this be related to your research?"
(Walter acts twitchy)
"WE HAVE TO GET THIS BACK TO MY LAB!!!"
(More weirdness)
Walter: "This is just like when x in the y in 19-dickety."
"Oh Walter! You so crazy!"
(Walter was right)
(Alien eating hot sauce)

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

Legumes are a type of vegetable.

The hill I WILL die on is that mushrooms, as a fungus, are not.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

It would be interesting measuring field of view.

I have a 65" 8K television in my living room with 7.1 Dolby Atmos/DTS:X and in general, I prefer that to the movie going experience.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago

If you knew the waterfall was safe, why not deliver the baby behind the waterfall?

Really easy questions that the script fails to answer.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jordanlund@lemmy.one to c/food@beehaw.org

BBQ Beef Roast with Sweet Bourbon Glaze

https://www.lecreuset.com/bbq-beef-roast-with-sweet-bourbon-glaze/LCR-2748.html

Cook Time 5 hours 30 minutes

With all the flavors of a backyard barbecue, this beef roast is first coated with a beef roast and then allowed to cook low and slow until it is fork tender. The last step is to coat it with a sweet and tangy glaze that gives it a crispy crust.

INGREDIENTS

1 5–6 pound boneless beef chuck roast or top round beef roast

2 tablespoons smoked paprika

1 tablespoon kosher salt

1 tablespoon black pepper

1 tablespoon brown sugar

1 tablespoon chili powder

1 tablespoon garlic powder

1 cup beef broth

4 tablespoons salted butter, sliced

2 pounds petite potatoes (I used gemstone potatoes)

Sweet Bourbon Glaze

1/2 cup ketchup

1/4 cup apple cider vinegar

2 tablespoons bourbon, optional

1/4 cup brown sugar

1 tablespoon smoked paprika

1 teaspoon garlic powder

INSTRUCTIONS For the beef roast:

Preheat oven to 300°F.

Combine 2 tablespoons smoked paprika, salt, pepper, 1 tablespoon brown sugar, chili powder and 1 tablespoon garlic powder in a small mixing bowl. Spread rub all over the beef roast.

Place beef roast in a deep baking dish. Pour beef broth around the roast being careful not to wash the spice rub off the roast. Top the roast with the sliced butter.

Cover with the lid and place in preheated oven. Roast for 3 hours, then uncover and add the potatoes around the roast. Use a wooden spoon to move around the roast, allowing the potatoes to fill in along the sides and bottom of the roast. Recover and roast 1–2 more hours, or until the beef can be easily pulled apart with a fork. Remove the baking dish from the oven, and carefully drain the jus from the pot, reserving in a bowl for later.

For the glaze:

Increase oven temperature to 425°F.

Combine ketchup, apple cider vinegar, bourbon, 1/4 cup brown sugar, 1 tablespoon smoked paprika and 1 teaspoon garlic powder in a small mixing bowl. Spread glaze generously across the top and sides of the roast. Return the roast to the oven uncovered and roast for 25–30 minutes longer, until the glaze is bubbling and caramelized.

To serve, use two forks to shred the roast, and serve alongside the reserved jus, spooning it on top of the roast and the potatoes.

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submitted 1 year ago by jordanlund@lemmy.one to c/food@beehaw.org

I inherited my grandmothers dutch oven (center), it's probably 70 years old now. Still cooks up a storm!

Then I found I lived an easy drive from an outlet store and, well, yeah, that happened. :)

I use it regularly, I used to be in the Le Creuset sub on reddit, but then reddit went to hell. :(

So... any other fans out there?

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jordanlund@lemmy.one to c/food@beehaw.org

Home made bread: (bread oven twice):

https://toasterovenlove.com/small-no-knead-bread/

Pork Loin w/ Apple brandy glaze: Multifunction roaster for the pork, saucepan for the glaze.

https://thecozyapron.com/pork-roast/

Scalloped Potatoes: Round dutch oven to prep the potatoes and cook the sauce, then the rectangular casserole dish for baking. I doubled this recipe to fill the casserole.

https://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-make-scalloped-potatoes-228159

Farro with chickpeas and carrots: Cleaned the dutch oven and used it again for the farro, carrots and chickpeas.

https://www.thekitchn.com/one-pot-farro-carrots-chickpeas-recipe-23012504

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Feeling kind of dumb, but I did figure it out so I thought it was worth sharing my embarrassment in case it helps somebody else...

Following the news that Mobile Firefox is going to start allowing desktop plugins(!)

https://www.androidpolice.com/firefox-beta-107-android-install-any-browser-add-on/

I finally got off my butt and installed Firefox as my default browser.

Buuuut... Voyager was still opening links in Chrome, even though Firefox is the new default. Restarted the phone, no dice, then it hit me...

"Dummy, you installed the web app in Chrome..."

Uninstalled the web app, re-installed from Firefox, now all the links open in Firefox.

Admit your mistakes, learn from them, share them with others. ;)

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Chuck Roast (lemmy.one)
submitted 1 year ago by jordanlund@lemmy.one to c/food@beehaw.org

I kinda mixed the best parts from 2 recipes for this one so I can't really link you to something.

Here's what I did:

1 pack of bacon, diced and cooked in olive oil on medium high until the edges were brown, then removed.

In the same pan, 2 diced carrots, 2 diced celery stalks, 2 diced Walla Walla sweet onions. Cooked on medium high until carmaelized, then removed.

3.37 pound boneless chuck roast. Patted dry, heavily salted and peppered, seared on one side for 5 minutes, flipped and then seared on the other side for 5 minutes and removed.

Added back 1/2 cup Grand Marnier and 2 cups of Malbec Wine. Deglazed the pan scraping up all the brown bits.

Put the bacon back in, put the veggies back in, stirred until well distributed. Added bay leaves, thyme and rosemary, several cloves of minced garlic, topped with the meat.

Brought to a boil then placed in a pre-heated 325° oven for 3 hours.

After 3 hours, beef was to temp and easily shreddable. (Finally! A reason to use the meat claws!) Resting on stove top while I cook some pasta to go with it.

Pasta was super simple. Boiled water and salt, cooked a bag of egg noodles for 8 or 9 minutes. Drained, removed, then melted a stick of butter in the pot, added a small container of heavy cream, added rosemary and thyme, brought it to a simmer then popped the pasta back in and cooked a couple of minutes.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jordanlund@lemmy.one to c/food@beehaw.org

Taking the base chocolate cheesecake recipe and making some changes...

  1. Start like normal, float 2 pounds of foil cream cheese packages in warm water for 15 minutes to make them easy to mix.

  2. Change #1 - a real crust. While the cream cheese is having a spa day, take 6.6 ounces (1.25 cups) hazelnut meal or flour, 3 ounces (6 Tablespoons) unsalted butter, and 2 ounces (1/4 cup) granulated sugar. Mix in a big bowl and press into the bottom of a greased 9" springform pan. Bake at 350°F for 10 minutes to make the crust.

  3. Now, the cream cheese is ready to mix. Open the foil, drop it into a bowl, add in 1 1/2 cups of sugar and hit it with a hand mixer until smooth. No lumps, no wet spots, no dry spots.

3b) Add 3/4 cup dutch processed cocoa powder, 2 tablespoons vanilla, 2 teaspoons hazelnut extract (change #2), 1/4 cup Frangelico liquour (change #3), 5 eggs. Mix until smooth.

  1. Add an entire 10 oz. bag of miniature chocolate chips and hand stir until well mixed in. Important to use MINI chips. Full size chips won't bake all the way and will leave a weird texture.

  2. Pour/scoop into the 9" springform pan and bake at 200°F for EIGHT DAMN HOURS.

  3. In the last 30 minutes of bake time, top with a handful of chopped hazelnuts mixed with a little sugar. The sugar will help it stick.

  4. After baking, sit on the countertop for several hours to reach room temp. I let mine sit for about 4 hours.

  5. Put a dinner plate on top, flip the whole thing upside down and remove the pan. I had found that some of the crust stuck to the pan so I just stuck it back on with a table knife. Nobody is going to see it anyway. ;)

  6. Refrigerate upside down AT LEAST 1 hour. We put ours in at 11:30 AM and didn't take it out until 8:30 PM. The colder, the better.

  7. Take another dinner plate, place it on top, and flip it right side up for serving! Slice and enjoy!

Thanks to the folks at our local liquor store and Frangelico for helping make this happen. NORMALLY it's orange flavored with Grand Marnier and orange extract. Wanted something a little more Oregon and nothing says Oregon like a little ~~filbert~~ hazelnut.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jordanlund@lemmy.one to c/food@beehaw.org

Donating a chocolate cheesecake for a fundraiser.

Buuut... changing it up. TYPICALLY this would be a Chocolate - Orange cheesecake, this one we wanted to rep a more Oregon flavor so going with Chocolate Hazelnut.

Swapping out Grand Marnier for Frangelico was easy, but for the extract there is both a Hazelnut extract and a Hazelnut baking emulsion. Which one is better?

Wellll let me tell you!

4 oz. cream cheese
3 tablespoons sugar
4.5 teaspoons Dutch Processed cocoa powder
1.5 teaspoons Frangelico
1.5 teaspoons vanilla
1/4 teaspoon extract or emulsion.

You wouldn't think that little, in a frosting application would make a difference. It DOES!

The extract frosting smelled stronger, the emulsion frosting tasted stronger. A warm, nutty, hazelnutty flavor. The extract version carried the hazelnut smell, but the flavor got buried under the chocolate.

Interesting comparing the liquids too... The extract was dark, like molasses. The emulsion was light, almost the color of vegetable oil.

Which makes it odd that the emulsion frosting (on the left) came out darker even though the emulsion was lighter.

So tonight, baking the cheesecake proper, then inviting the neighbors over for a taste test tomorrow. I haven't done this without orange flavoring before and wouldn't dream of fundraising on it without trying it first!

Then the final cheesecake will go in the oven Tuesday night so it can sit in the fridge all day Wednesday for donation and auction on Thursday.

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