Nothing that tasted quite like home, unfortunately.
Bidet-torade
k, but it kinda sounds like you're being cuckolded...
The whole article reads like satire.
Let them eat Jake! I've got bigger fish to fry.
2nd one is cuter and funnier
Yep. There were literal meetings on Capitol Hill between Republicans and billionaires planning to buy the failing newspapers for more propaganda reach. I was invited and my then-boss attended.
Honey badger don't play
The badgers, too.
A few selections from The Wealth of Nations (Chapters III, IV) by Adam Smith:
By the second of the rules annexed to the Act of Parliament which imposed what is now called the Old Subsidy, every merchant, whether English or alien, was allowed to draw back half that duty upon exportation; the English merchant, provided the exportation took place within twelve months; the alien, provided it took place within nine months.
As it is the interest of the freemen of a corporation to hinder the rest of the inhabitants from employing any workmen but themselves, so it is the interest of the merchants and manufacturers of every country to secure to themselves the monopoly of the home market. Hence in Great Britain, and in most other European countries, the extraordinary duties upon almost all goods imported by alien merchants.