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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Why is this posted, much less upvoted?

Who gives a fuck about a polishing cloth? Sounds like a joke.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That's fucked up, I laughed.

Someone should dub the ring hit sound onto drone footage of someone getting fragged

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Maybe ultra low frequency somehow.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well I almost said the world, but figured a pedant would come correct me about a specific example...

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Isn't there someone like this in every town in the country?

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Jesus fuck ow ow ow

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

"FuckCarsCircleJerk"

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago

Ohhhh I get it. The guy hated the stress of Mondays, so he killed Prez Garfield, who is later reincarnated as Garfield the cat who now hates Mondays because they remind him of his assassination.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

"See! She's not perfect, so you cant criticize trump for any of his flaws or you are a hypocrite!"

All politicians are the same! Our quarterback is cooler than your girl! Go Red team!

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The pessimist in me worries it will break in a storm then get paraded around as an example of why wind can't replace fossil fuels...

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Take the drill bit out of your drill. Open the chuck up all the way and place it over the screw. If there is enough screw head there you might be able to grab it with the drill and just unscrew.

Edit: looking at the other picture makes me think it is recessed and that wouldn't work then.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

My guy! Man what a throwback!

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Stupid but funny.

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submitted 2 months ago by gibmiser@lemmy.world to c/til@lemmy.world

Long but good.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by gibmiser@lemmy.world to c/til@lemmy.world

Video of people making crazy crystal balls

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What's the best game deal you ever got?

For me it was the original Subnautica. Was a free give away before it got popular and I had no expectations when I played it. Really enjoyed the exploration and the pacing.

Second was Axiom Verge - I got it for free before it became popular but I don't remember how. I bought it when it went to Steam because I wanted to support the creator.

Both are fun exploration sorts of games if you haven't played them. Axiom Verge is a metroidvania. Kinda a weird game, but in a good way.

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by gibmiser@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Sitting here watching paw patrol with my kids for the 10th time, got bored. Used AI.

INT. PAW PATROL HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT

RYDER, a 10-year-old boy and the leader of the PAW PATROL, a team of talking dogs who perform rescue missions, is in his office, talking on the phone.

RYDER: Yes, Mr. President, the shipment is on its way. Don't worry, no one will suspect a thing. The Paw Patrol is the perfect cover for our operation. (laughs) Who would ever think that a bunch of cute puppies are actually smuggling weapons to your country?

He hangs up the phone and turns to his computer screen, where he sees a live feed of a cargo plane flying over the ocean.

RYDER: Excellent. Everything is going according to plan. Soon, I will have enough money to fund my ultimate project: the Paw-nator. A giant robot dog that will destroy anyone who stands in my way.

He laughs maniacally.

Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door.

RYDER: Come in.

The door opens and CHASE, a German shepherd and the police dog of the Paw Patrol, enters.

CHASE: Ryder, sir, I need to talk to you.

RYDER: What is it, Chase?

CHASE: Well, sir, I've been doing some digging, and I found something very disturbing.

RYDER: What do you mean?

CHASE: I found out that you've been selling weapons to developing nations, using the Paw Patrol as a front.

RYDER: What? That's ridiculous. Where did you get that idea?

CHASE: I hacked into your computer, sir. I saw the records, the transactions, the video feeds. It's all there, sir. You can't deny it.

RYDER: Chase, I'm sorry, but you've made a terrible mistake. You've stumbled upon something you shouldn't have. Something that's bigger than you, bigger than me, bigger than the Paw Patrol.

CHASE: What are you talking about, sir?

RYDER: I'm talking about the new world order, Chase. The world is changing, and I'm changing with it. I'm not just a kid anymore, Chase. I'm a visionary, a leader, a mastermind. I'm the one who's going to shape the future of this planet, and you're either with me or against me.

CHASE: Sir, you've gone mad. You've betrayed everything the Paw Patrol stands for. You've betrayed your friends, your team, your country.

RYDER: No, Chase, you're the one who's betrayed me. You're the one who's betrayed the Paw Patrol. You're the one who's betrayed your duty.

CHASE: My duty is to protect the innocent, sir. To uphold the law, sir. To stop the bad guys, sir. And right now, you're the bad guy, sir.

RYDER: Is that so? Well, then, I guess we have a problem, don't we?

He presses a button on his desk, and a trap door opens under Chase, sending him falling into a dark pit.

RYDER: Goodbye, Chase. You were a good dog, but a bad cop.

He closes the trap door and resumes his evil laughter.

FADE OUT.

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look within (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by gibmiser@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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Based on the popular book

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Anyone feel like pitching my movie idea to Mr Bacon? Sci-fi stupid comedy with celebrity cameos.

Kevin Bacon is not just a famous actor, he is also a secret agent of the Multiverse Agency, a covert organization that monitors and protects the stability of the infinite realities.

Using a device called the Baconator, he can travel to any universe where he has starred in a movie, and assume the role of his character. However, when a rogue agent named Kevin Beacon starts to wreak havoc across the multiverse, Kevin Bacon must team up with his alternate selves to stop him before he destroys the balance of existence.

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