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[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 days ago

Drag's name is Dragon Rider and drag approves this message.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 days ago

Kirk flirted with a 300 year old little girl in order to get her to give him information. Riker is way better than Kirk.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 days ago

What if it turns out that all sex has unforeseen consequences that human beings are incapable of understanding? A lot of cultures ascribe spiritual and metaphysical values to sex. What if aliens have an empirical proof that sex affects metaphysics in a way too complex for any human mind to conceive of?

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 11 points 3 days ago

Fallout 5? We already had two fallout games since the last TES game. Drag wants TES!

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -3 points 4 days ago

Drag simply thinks microblogging is boring. Nobody has anything interesting to say and nobody smelled drag's toots.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 4 days ago

William Shatner couldn't find me on Mastodon

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Oh, well drag isn't one of those! Drag thinks communism has existed for 60,000 years in Australia, and a long time in many other places too. It's a shame Russia and China were corrupted by the siren song of state capitalism before they managed to implement the Australian model. If only they'd been more like Catalonia.

Better to die a communist than to engage in trade relations with Nazi Germany during the holocaust.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 5 days ago

Drag thinks the bot smells.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 5 days ago

Drag hears that Iran keeps its nuclear bombs right next to the palantirs and lightsabers, in their unicorn preserve.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Drag has no problem with the Advanced Encryption Standard, which is the first Google result for AES.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -4 points 5 days ago

Drag doesn't think we should call cow breast milk real milk, because validating it makes people more likely to drink it, and that's wrong. We should be telling them it's weird. That should be the default position for society.

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