I’d love to know the returns any of these companies are getting on advertising there… it was already pretty bleak before the takeover.

When I went to Costa Rica it blew my mind seeing a toucan, I thought those just lived on the side of cereal boxes.

“The driver will not knock, so make sure you are looking out the window and prepared for the 4 second timeframe when the driver will stand near the truck looking at your property, wherein you may run out and scream ‘wait!’. If unsuccessful, a delivery will be reattempted on an unspecified date within the next 8 months.”

Every company is trying for the most unqualified workforce these days… but at least most of them don’t involve flight.

His proposal with buying Twitter was to “fix the bots” but he probably actually just meant control the tone of them

My roommate refuses to acknowledge that key difference. I just hope I’m out of the apartment before it becomes my problem.

I’d be more willing to pay Logitech for a subscription to never have to touch their software again.

Trying to make a flagship product and keep it pumped up through subscription sounds a lot like live service games.

And those all fucking suck.

I thought Elon would just tell everyone to drill in some hood pins.

But I guess trying to do it through software(…?) is even cheaper.

That’s why I use the untraceable Xbox party chat

Every time I click a Reddit link now it’s just “download the app to verify your age” regardless of what it is

Maybe the reason Elon broke every part of Twitter was just so he has plausible deniability while he meddles with everything and desperately tries to get his name in every discussion.