Don't worry, he'll be back

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I don't care what anyone says I will always read it as start rek

That is exactly the thing I homed in on before anything else. You would think that just by statistical probability the guy must have one single good trait somewhere in there, but nope. Garbage from the haircut on down.

I want this on a T-shirt.