I found the instructions on the website to be completely adequate.

https://grapheneos.org/install/web

You'll still be able to use Google Play and the apps found there, if you want to. I'd heard of people having trouble with banking apps. I access my bank using their website, not an app.

Just understand going into this that the priority is privacy, not compatibility. Maybe keep your old phone around in case there's some must-have app that doesn't work but you need occasionally.

I'm not a person who had previously done much messing around with their phone but I have installed Linux on several computers. I put graphene on my phone nearly a year ago and I recall the process being fairly straightforward. I think I just followed the instructions on their website.

Maybe it's not an "any idiot could do it" level of user friendliness but the examples you've listed as stumbling blocks aren't exactly brain-busters.

I ride a motorcycle and can confirm that most drivers use this method.

Don't be ridiculous. He has a lawnmower in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.

The technologically illiterate pirate is an easy target.

Hold shift while you click start and shutdown (or reboot) when necessary. This will have windows do a full shutdown instead of a hybrid shutdown.

Greg must be a very patient man because Lauren seems exhausting.

Pirating their content doesn't afford you legal protections but agreeing to their license agreements could definitely turn out to have been a big mistake.

If you're just itching for that content, pick your poison.

It looks like a Ford transit van had sex with a Honda element. I like it.

Whatever. I just used a.i. to write my performance evaluation at work. I fed it a bunch of garbled, incoherent nonsense and made me sound productive AF.

It doesn't fold back up though, and you'll never need it to.