You remember when a international crisis happened after the Swiss police apprehended Gaddafi's son when he beat hotel staff?

Remember the guy who made a tweet about her being 30 and losing 90% of her eggs?

TayTay's new album looks shitty

Fun fact: English poet Alexander Pope had a great Dane named Bounce. Pope was a well known satirist and was also a short man, and he would not leave his house without bounce by his side. He also wrote a poem called "From Bounce to Fop", a satirical letter from his dog to the king's dog.

Edit: damn! It's satirist not satyrist

Dog, a Chihuahua to be specific.

You need to chew your food.

Where do pitbulls fall in with this scenario?

Huh? I pronounce it 'al-bite' because idk it sounds German.

Wow! I haven't heard of omegle since I left memebase in 2013.

A reimagined Star Wars as if it was made by Stanley Kubrick.

Wait till you hear about Jehova's witnesses.

I mean the outside world is what makes me sad and my pocket computer helps me to escape from reality.