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How much for cuddles? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] bartlebee@infosec.pub 0 points 7 months ago

The pro move is to self-induce vomiting on your own dick so she has to help you clean it up.

This toilet paper at my work in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[-] bartlebee@infosec.pub 7 points 9 months ago

Settle down there, Satan.

‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That in c/humor@lemmy.world
[-] bartlebee@infosec.pub 11 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure the Onion's editorial board doesn't live in Gaza.

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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