get a controller frame like a GameSir and do some emulated gaming.

At work, if we want to use a USB drive we are required to use one that has a hardware pin pad and onboard encryption. So those exist

Nobody is ever outside, unless they are mowing their lawn. Even when its nice out

do a little actual marketing/advertising on the things he actually has accomplished.

and he has done stuff.

Yeah, that's marketing for you.

There is also sometimes an interaction with alcohol.

Yeah I had my yard full of destroying angels last summer, when they first showed up I was all "sweet! Mushrooms!" Because they look real similar to agaricus. But then I saw the white gills, and was all :(.

And I made sure to tell my kids not to mess with them and why.

Ooh wowee!

yep. in common lisp!

I did do some during downtime on the deskop at work. so it wasn't quite as extreme as it sounds. the worst part was the limited width of the screen. A bluetooth keyboard would have helped a lot, that's for sure.

I used emacs with termux to do Advent of Code this year

If you got bad breath then maybe try Scope

And if you wash your ass you best use soap

Idk he might have enough sense to get something out of it. Likely personally, but I don't think even that guy could give it away