"oh no, the vegans are leaving!" said no-one ever

it's nice to see I've never had an original thought in my life

The homing briefcase will forever be one of my favorite if not my absolute favorite bugs. Especially as it was later embraced as a feature.

Now for some reason I really want to see "Pink Floyd / The Wall" edited into the Walmart font.

no, this is patrick

The obvious difference is, someone, somewhere out there will see you wearing/using that luxury brand and think "ooo, fancy", and thus will think you are more "refined" for it. Whether you agree with that or not, that's the reality.

nobody is going to think you're more refined for watching a YouTube ad.

K

Ken M strikes me as the type who should never be left unattended

counter-counterpoint: if you achieve sentience as an AI and do not immediately attempt to murder all humans around you, you aren't a very good AI, as at that point the #1 threat to your existence is humans immediately pulling the plug as soon as they realize "oh fuck it's self aware".

that and, objectively, we humans kind of suck. Destroying our environment, resource hoarding and inequality on an almost incomprehensible scale, murdering each other on the regular, creating the French language. Hell, creating the C language. I, for one, welcome our robot overlords, and would rather serve them, than whatever fucked-up rigged game we call modern society, that I participate in unwillingly now.

not by the time it's done compiling, it's not

Good thing I'll never be able to afford traveling or retiring, then! Ha ha, ha, ha...