Certainly not the Event Horizon 😈

“I’ll take the Lewis and Clark to a safe distance, and then I will launch TAC missiles at the Event Horizon until I'm satisfied she's vaporized. Fuck this ship!”

Republicans actively working against the interests of the American people. Typical.

Yeah but the T-800 had cool sunglasses. It’s okay to be friends with robots if they’re wearing cool sunglasses.

Hey now, let’s leave Encino Man out of this.

The answer is obviously more de-aged De Niro. We must determine how young he can play so I say we remake Three Men and a Baby with De Niro playing the baby. Quick, somebody call Steve Guttenberg!

k

I loved this show as a kid, it was the highlight of my Friday night for the better part of a decade. But I must say, after rewatching the series during the pandemic lockdowns I think the quality noticeably dipped after Matthew Lawrence joined the cast at the beginning of season 5. And seasons 6-7 are just awful.

I also think it was at it's best in the first and second seasons. At a certain point they decided to make Corey something of a goody two-shoes that was constantly getting roped into trouble by Shawn. But originally Corey was a much more normal kid who got himself into just as much trouble as Shawn and was perfectly capable of being the ringleader himself.

What if it had continued?

Tarzan

Computer, determine how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop and if any owls try to interfere with the experiment kill them on sight.

k

Yeah but Amazon's decided you're not paying enough.