If this is you, then build your own home server. Encrypt all the things. Make a stop gap from the Internet. Realize that your personal data is very valuable to predatory groups and governments. Never trust the cloud.
Many of them believe they need to help fulfill biblical prophesy in order to hasten the last battle of armageddon so that they may rule the world as kings for christ. Many of whom work in government and military groups.
Pagers are still widely used in the medical field, especially, for surgeons.
Shadowgate 64 doesn't hold your hand, but I can recommend it.
I played the N64 version. Some of those games were tough before web browsing was a thing.
I knew some folks with a repair shop as a kid and got to use one of these.
I've been waiting for the Ultraviolet Paper Phone for years. If they existed, I bet they would be sneaking them in. They might even have blackmarket phones being sold in school. They can't surf the web or use apps though.
ONCE OPENED REFRIGERATE
They nuked the comments at crunchy. Sometimes you need the information in the comments. Sometimes you need that information on every episode of an anime series because of some failure or lack of feature.
I'm gonna miss the comment section.
Aniwave shut down too. Same message.
Any idea what those pads they are parked on are made out of?