The funny part is that if you are actually old enough to have the experience they 'require', and look like the distinguished gentleman in the meme, well, it turns out you are too old and feeble to be considered a good fit for the position what with all the health problems age brings...

I have been using smartphones forever and have never had a plan that did not charge extra for this feature... Granted I have always used verizon, so maybe its a verizon thing?

Yeah the rubber monstrosities are just bad looking. I took them off to clean and straighten some minor issues but after removing them I couldnt bring myself to bolt them back on.

"Rolling sofa" is a very accurate descriptor, I like it.