In matters of romance, everyone is a winner. Not a zero sum game (although if it’s a zero-cum game that’s just called edging)

No, buying used chromebooks from sketchy Craigslist ads with the pickup location being a van down by the river is actually cheaper and easier.

Typing out the phrase “ninety-four IQ ladies only” in order to satisfy both conditions

not until the admech gets invented. Don’t have implanted speakers and screech out binary? Congrats, human language.

Thank you, glad this joke landed.

That would be cool, actually. Venus is in retrograde therefore we get the error card of the inverted cups.

which is one digests better in my ass?

I like that, its exactly what it says on the tin. Something did indeed go wrong. When I get a blue screen, I didn't , I got an error that lead to a crash...also known as something going wrong.

People may not like it, but the closer a machine is to communicating in a human like manner the better it is.

"Mastering Linux Security and Hardening, 2nd Edition" is a great read, my Live Raizo install was very soft when I started reading it and thankfully it is absolutely turgid after applying the knowledge found within.

It is romantic as fuck though, fucking is the subject matter

A rare image of a royal being the least inbred subject of the painting